Facts Everyone Should Know

-Womyn have worked outside the house for almost all of "his"tory
-The names of at least 25 U.S. Presidents
-The 9 planets
-10 instruments in an orchestra
-The perenially powerhouse colleges in basketball and football

The Traits of the Perfect Man

Principled
Loyal
Witty--Able to understand sarcasm and verbal play yet also able to laugh at crass toilet humor
Honest
Intelligent
Knowledgeable--Knows basic facts such as current communist countries, at least 25 past presidents, difference between Impressionists and Classicists, Beethoven and Chopin, pop culture (sports, culture, and entertainment), history, geography, sociology, biology
Compassionate
Clever
Plans ahead
Family oriented
Conscientious
Gregarious
Athletic--Not steroid laden but enjoys playing sports and being outdoors, plays golf, tennis, and basketball
Enjoys movies--All different types, not just action 
Can cook--Must make more than cereal and scrambled eggs, Chefs not required but highly appreciated
Can dress appropriately for the occasion--Just as comfortable in black tie as he is in board shorts
Has a diagonally striped navy and burgundy tie
Knows how to tie a tie
Wears boxers and boxer briefs, no tighty whities
Eclectic music tastes
Respectful of women
 

Why Law = Bad

-Civil Procedure = Red Tape.
-Rules are good. Excessive and inflexible rules are bad.
-Laws codify majority's values. Majority does not always hold the correct values.
-I don't dictate what are the right values.
-Conflict of laws

Listing the Obvious

-If you want SUVs to use less gas, make better SUVs.
-Europeans smell. They need to shower.
-The world would be a safer place if there were more womyn in power.
-Men could not live in this world without womyn. Womyn could live in this world without men.
-Men do not look good when they are too muscular.
-If a guy can managed to look good with long hair, he will look even better with short hair.

Test Blog

I don't know which politicians are having affairs with which interns, but now I, too, although technologically a kindergartener, have my very own blog. This is just a test. In the case of an emergency-I have no joke here, because this line is outdated, overused, and hence lame.