Jen Sucks

No, not you Jen. Jen from The Apprentice! She is such a douchebag. She is Mira Sorvino's character on Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (Michelle?). She is Daria's sister's friend who speaks like Mira Sorvino's Romy and Michelle character. She is a femmebot with nothing in her head and beat Sandy in the board room merely because she used the word "regulatory" in a sentence. Trump, among his many other flaws, was completely unable to see what was right in front of his face. He is such a dumbass. Kelly said it right when he said, "Jen sucks." By the way, Kelly has both a JD and MBA from UCLA. I don't think they ever said anything about that. Yet it's always about how Jen is a lawyer. Dude, everyone is a lawyer. (Did you read the linguistic study on the use of the word "dude?") I hate lawyers. I hate the law. People like Jen just prove how much the law and lawyers suck. Also, how can so many people lack the knowledge of who Chris Webber is? They may have cute little Apprentice resumes online, but damn how they lack cultural knowledge! Not only is Chris Webber the cutest player in the NBA, he has also been in the news several times for being pulled over for possession of marijuana. And he wears that little sweat band that makes him look like a cute ewok. How can these people be so accomplished, yet suck at life? Ugh, if I am to be known for anything when I die, I hope everyone can say at my wake that I did not suck at life.