Average Guy's Plea to Hot Guys

Something funny I found on Craigslist:

Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all
men, will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and
other social venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for
the average-looking girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give
you half the shit that hot women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know
their place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just
because they have been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they
do not know it. We average guys, however, do know it. We know that the
average girl -- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know
that she is in our league, the league of the average. But she does not
know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a
hot guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the
ego of the average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and
she really thinks she is the shit. No one told her, though, that any
guy (hot or not) will bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women
develop this "I'll never settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly
not an option for them, leaving us average guys out in the cold. The
genuine hot girls, of course, are not an option for us, so that leaves
us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the
really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us and waiting for you to
come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the torture that the fat
guys are going through as we average guys are forced to mack on their
women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the
average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their
minds. The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is
for the average girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't
be afraid of a little work.