Seotopia: The More You Know

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Adult ADD

So does anyone else think that adult ADD is just when somone is incapable and irresponsible and wants to blame their inabilities on some medical farce? Here are the signs:
Do you have difficulty concentrating or focusing your attention on one thing?
Do you often start multiple projects at the same time, but rarely finish them?
Do you have trouble with organization?
Do you procrastinate on projects that take a lot of attention to detail?
Do you have problems remembering appointments or obligations?
Do you have trouble staying seated during meetings or other activities?
Are you restless or fidgety?
Do you often lose or misplace things?
So if you're disorganized and incompetent, you just have ADD? That is SOO stupid! Take responsibility for your defects! Obviously, this is just some pharmaceutical company's ploy to make money, but people need to realize it's not some real biological problem. It's their own laziness! Wake up!!

(Additionally, the drugs give you trouble urinating?! So they paralyze you so much that you can't even pee??)