Whore to Lip Balm

Add to list after pastry playa, whore to lip balm, please.

Like every other girl, I have a lip balm routine. Like shampoo, you must switch up the lip balm every once in a while because your lips develop an immunity to one used too frequently. What is this hold that lip balm has over us? Why must we keep purchasing every pleasant smelling lip balm we encounter? I restrain myself against buying every lip balm I desire, but ... this is not my point.

I am an addict. Hello, my name is Sarah and I am a lip balm addict. But recently, three days ago to be exact, my lips gave out. They refuse to become moist and supple. My Kiehl's number one will not work. My Lipsmackers Strawberry is futile. My Carmex has lost its tingle and my Rosebud Salve is missing in action. Lip balm to my lips has become antibiotics to our bodies. My lips are resistant and are melting into one with my skin.

Please help me. Who can save my lips? Is there a safe-house for abused lips? Why cannot I escape this brothel, when will I no longer be this, a whore to lip balm?