When Will God Strike Down Tom DeLay?
Aaah the sensitivity of our legislators. Cheryl recently informed me how Mr. DeLay stood up during something or other and recited a Bible passage about sinful people all being overcome by water. At a more recent time, he informed us that good Christians build their houses on rocks and not by beaches.
Funny, I never knew that being a good Christian rested on whether or not you are an architect. So I guess we should tell our 50th state to evacuate or they're all heathens? (Which they probably are since the majority are tanned folk!) And you little fools in Asia deserved the tsunami! I hope another one's coming at you!!
So to Mr. DeLay, I say--obviously, you've never lived by the beach.
P.S. What about the floods that ruin towns and kill people all along the Mississippi? What about the hurricanes that ruin all of Florida? What about the tornadoes that strike the midwest?
Funny, I never knew that being a good Christian rested on whether or not you are an architect. So I guess we should tell our 50th state to evacuate or they're all heathens? (Which they probably are since the majority are tanned folk!) And you little fools in Asia deserved the tsunami! I hope another one's coming at you!!
So to Mr. DeLay, I say--obviously, you've never lived by the beach.
P.S. What about the floods that ruin towns and kill people all along the Mississippi? What about the hurricanes that ruin all of Florida? What about the tornadoes that strike the midwest?
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