Sucker No More
Well maybe just one more time...
Season 3 of The Bachelorette. The usual suspects of tools, forced sincerity, and kiss on the cheek etiquette. But that's not why I'm watching it this season. One word...basketball!! Yes, watching guys playing sports is seeing guys in their most perfect state. There are some major hotties in this season. Mainly hot blond art gallery director from LA (I'm talking Michael Vartan hot) and hot 25 year old real estate investor from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with wonderful dark brunette hair who reminds me of David from Real World Seattle and some guy from Cornell whose name I can't remember. AND we get to watch them in all their high flying sweaty bravado without their shirts on! I'm getting out my champagne flutes to toast TV producers brilliance in exploitation. I love you guys! Thanks for finally giving us what we want (and extra kudos to VH1's new pop culture adult ADD producers).
Drool aside, one thing in the season preview stuck in my head. A snip showed the last episode when Jen holds out what looks like a female engagement ring, diamonds and all. Now, if she is supposed to propose to a guy, why would she propose with a diamond ring? Guys don't want a diamond ring, much less a girly one. The only thing I can think is that she tells the guy she's chosen him and then gives him the ring to propose to her? That's a bit confusing for the one dimensional world of reality love TV, though. Regardless, if I were proposing to a guy (and assuming I had a TV budget), I would have a Porsche with me, not a diamond ring. Dude, I'd rather have a Porsche than a diamond ring.
Season 3 of The Bachelorette. The usual suspects of tools, forced sincerity, and kiss on the cheek etiquette. But that's not why I'm watching it this season. One word...basketball!! Yes, watching guys playing sports is seeing guys in their most perfect state. There are some major hotties in this season. Mainly hot blond art gallery director from LA (I'm talking Michael Vartan hot) and hot 25 year old real estate investor from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with wonderful dark brunette hair who reminds me of David from Real World Seattle and some guy from Cornell whose name I can't remember. AND we get to watch them in all their high flying sweaty bravado without their shirts on! I'm getting out my champagne flutes to toast TV producers brilliance in exploitation. I love you guys! Thanks for finally giving us what we want (and extra kudos to VH1's new pop culture adult ADD producers).
Drool aside, one thing in the season preview stuck in my head. A snip showed the last episode when Jen holds out what looks like a female engagement ring, diamonds and all. Now, if she is supposed to propose to a guy, why would she propose with a diamond ring? Guys don't want a diamond ring, much less a girly one. The only thing I can think is that she tells the guy she's chosen him and then gives him the ring to propose to her? That's a bit confusing for the one dimensional world of reality love TV, though. Regardless, if I were proposing to a guy (and assuming I had a TV budget), I would have a Porsche with me, not a diamond ring. Dude, I'd rather have a Porsche than a diamond ring.
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