Listing the Obvious

-If you want SUVs to use less gas, make better SUVs.
-Europeans smell. They need to shower.
-The world would be a safer place if there were more womyn in power.
-Men could not live in this world without womyn. Womyn could live in this world without men.
-Men do not look good when they are too muscular.
-If a guy can managed to look good with long hair, he will look even better with short hair.