Seotopia: The More You Know

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Fun with Sexual Harassment

In the of storied tradition of Clarence Thomas, porn's greatest advocate for bestiality, comes Bill O'Reilly!!

Please read the complaint charging O'Reilly with sexual harassment on www.thesmokinggun.com. All of the relevant details are marked with red arrows.

I would like to take just a minute and provide y'all with a little background on our splotchy little "Independent" friend:

Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had
signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by
leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes,
concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips.
He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most
sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties
down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside
her, moving rapidly.

This is an excerpt, courtesy of Al Franken in Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (I highly recommend this book. Great bathroom reading and great reading in general. This book does what Michael Moore only tried to do with Fahrenheit 9/11.) O'Reilly wrote this and what I assume to be other torrid scenes in his as recent as 1998 book entitled, Those Who Trespass. (Strangely enough, it is summarized as being about a " serial killer who will exact revenge on everyone who has sabotaged his rising TV career." Interesting choice of career, don't you think?)

Now, this does not sound like something a man who enjoys good phone sex would write!


(I would like to dedicate this short blog to Kenneth Starr, who first introduced me to pornographic writing when I was a freshman in college. How very telling that I gained my knowledge of the lurid not through friends or Hollywood, but through government reports?)

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